What did the kiwi say to the other kiwi? ...Baaa

don't forget Hobbits, they got hobbitses

And everything isn't trying to kill you

But at least we (australians) have cool animals

Unlike sheep and retarded birds

Hey now, those birds might be extremely unintelligent and unable to fly but they're still cool

And Russell Crowe. And Crowded House. And Phar Lap. And Sam Neill.

Don't forget Keith Urban

Ehhhhhhhhhh... you can keep Keith Urban.

But.... I don't want him, I don't like his music

Let's send him to the States..

America's like: *closes door and shuts off lights* "No ones home".

Ship him to Antarctica.

I'd feel bad for the penguins

Ahem...Australia has lamingtons :)

Puggle stop! You'll start a war on who invented lamingtons!

I thought the war was on who invented...PAVLOVA :P *initiates war*

Hey! Hey! Pavlova is inherently Aussie! But seriously. Aussie accent is better than the kiwi one. Just saying we can say the number 'six' overseas and not get chuckles.

This is a whole comment saga and it is amazingly H-I-LARIOUS

You guys sound like you're saying sex when you say six
Wikipedia says we made it
And you guys wear 'thongs' on your feet. Seriously that's just begging to be laughed at

I'm wearing two thongs right now.

They're a bit too big and they make funny slapping sounds when I walk

Australia has Tim tams... We win

Timtams are all over the world and are you really suggesting that biscuits are better than stuff like bungy jumping and zorbing

Why don't we all agree that ANZAC biscuits are delicious...truce?? :)

Yeah they are pretty damn good. Truce.