This is an honest to god true story:
So a few years ago my dad was driving me and my bf somewhere on the motorway, and we see this car up front that's swerving and being erratic.
We're all like, jesus what's their problem.
As we get closer we see "FOR SALE CALE 07XXXXXXX"
So as a joke I take the number, saying that I might call them and tell them to learn how to drive.
As we pass them, I notice that the woman driving, is DOING HER MASCARA in the mirror, going 80MPH!
I was livid. So I ring the number.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm calling about the Renualt you have for sale? I was just wondering, are you driving it right now?"
"Uhhh yeah... why?"
"Well first off, stop being so reckless! You're driving like a mad man, swerving all over the road. You shouldn't be doing your mascara in the mirror or even talking on the phone! Just thought you should know."
"Oh... thanks?"
The car dropped it's speed in half. Was highly amusing xD
I also have a story. I was eating at a Chipotle once and there's was a plumber that drove like a maniac in the little shopping center. He pulled in full speed in a parking spot, a disabled parking spot, no placard or anything. I would've brushed it off, but it was a small parking lot with only two disabled spots and numerous elderly needing that spot. So I called the plumbing company and it turns out his boss came by to personally chew him out. It was glorious.
So a few years ago my dad was driving me and my bf somewhere on the motorway, and we see this car up front that's swerving and being erratic.
We're all like, jesus what's their problem.
As we get closer we see "FOR SALE CALE 07XXXXXXX"
So as a joke I take the number, saying that I might call them and tell them to learn how to drive.
As we pass them, I notice that the woman driving, is DOING HER MASCARA in the mirror, going 80MPH!
I was livid. So I ring the number.
"Hello?"
"Hi, I'm calling about the Renualt you have for sale? I was just wondering, are you driving it right now?"
"Uhhh yeah... why?"
"Well first off, stop being so reckless! You're driving like a mad man, swerving all over the road. You shouldn't be doing your mascara in the mirror or even talking on the phone! Just thought you should know."
"Oh... thanks?"
The car dropped it's speed in half. Was highly amusing xD