I should buy a lotto ticket

I don't get it

I suggest the same :)

Just buy the special cartons that come with the two yolks per egg

Maybe the whole carton comes from the same chicken? And that chicken is simply some kind of super chicken that lays super eggs?

Or maybe you should move out of the radioactive neighborhood?

Umms. That's mildly concerning ... Do you live outside Chernobyl ?

genetic modification of food malfunction.

Its a super cuckoo's eggs

haha thats so cool

You can buy cartons of double-yolked eggs though :(

You should move out of your high radiation area