Juansubstance

juansubstance


The Juan and Only, the Chosen Juan, Obi-Juan Kanobi, Juan Direction, and yes, my name really is Juan.

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yes, but what a shame... 16 comments
juansubstance · 6 years ago
He changes it every once in a while. You can find compilations of different things he's said like "What a shame the poor grooms bride is *whiny voice* like such a fucking slut!"
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Powerpuff Girls learn about super powers 6 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
Yes, yes he can
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Osaka Station water clock 5 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
Just a line of water droplets timed to drop at specific times in coordination with the other water droplets
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Osaka Station water clock 5 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
They have this in a mall in my hometown in Colombia, but it also shows the date, people dancing, the weather, and all other types of shapes and shit
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Wrong answer.. 35 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
DAMMIT nobody saw it:
Explain?
Explain.
The Fault in This Post
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I feel for him. 17 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
He also gave the cup to a German fan sitting in front of him.
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And they said it was impossible 49 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
THIS. IS. SPAARTAAAAAA!!!
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Wrong answer.. 35 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
Explain.
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I should buy a lotto ticket 13 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
Just buy the special cartons that come with the two yolks per egg
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Cynicism illustrated 10 comments
juansubstance · 7 years ago
But but but... I have plenty of friends...
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