So jealous of this little guy

Might want to chill out or else Lucifer will make your life miserable. I once stole his last piece of cake and I now deeply regret it.

*gasp* Omigosh! I didn't realize you two were already an item. Congratulations!

Oookay....

*sings*
Lucy and Saphira, sittin' in a tree,
S. I. N. N. I. N. G.
First comes hate, then gay marriage,
Then comes the anti-christ in the bay-bee carriage!

All you are doing is letting all of funsubstance know how immature you are

Dude. I'm 33. I can afford to be immature sometimes.