I imagine it would go something like this-
*one of these male parents (excluding Hulk) shows up*
*looking heroic enough to make her salivate*
Girl: C- Can I help you? *staring hopelessly at the figure of masculinity before her*
Parent: Who, you? No. Can I speak to your boyfriend? He told me you'd want to see me...
Girl: Oh.. we broke up. Are you... friends?
Parent: Honey, I'm old enough to be your father-in-law. *leans in* Take the word of a hero. No one will EVER date you. I'll make sure of it.
*parent walks away*
*girl breaks into sobs*
*parent and child high-five*
We'll have each others company when dad's working, and each other's backs at school, or work, or unemployment, or whatever.
No others?
*one of these male parents (excluding Hulk) shows up*
*looking heroic enough to make her salivate*
Girl: C- Can I help you? *staring hopelessly at the figure of masculinity before her*
Parent: Who, you? No. Can I speak to your boyfriend? He told me you'd want to see me...
Girl: Oh.. we broke up. Are you... friends?
Parent: Honey, I'm old enough to be your father-in-law. *leans in* Take the word of a hero. No one will EVER date you. I'll make sure of it.
*parent walks away*
*girl breaks into sobs*
*parent and child high-five*