Incredible life hack, saved my life

I know right? I feel like it may be the way I do step two.... -_-

consider yourselves lucky, I was stuck on step one for days and nearly starved :(

Son of posidon I challenge thee to a Dule for no reason our weapons will be banana bread

Wait, I think I made a mistake. When do I start the fire?

After step basketball

Im still am

Only if it's red.

And it the whole grain bread has to be offered as a sacrifice before starting you use whatever's left to do the recipe

NO! Oh god no! I still haven't cleaned up all of the blood...