Where will you be when diarrhea hits?

But.... No one likes me that I know of.... Is this a prank? Who paid you to say that?

You seem to like Pixar.
I'm mad about it (◕‿◕✿)
No one pays me to show love (◡‿◡✿)

*fades into bushes*

Oh Loki! come! Don't worry is not like that~ I said "like", okay? You're my husband! :D
Plus c'monyouhaveallthosefangirlsaround... -3-

;n; If you like other people, that's fine. I just...I just need to go. *Runs out of the room*

*chasesss*
LOKI, NO! I've been thinking about you all day!

See! This is why you shouldn't like me!

;--;
Loki please come~~~ come talk to me.

NO! If I am not enough for you, then that's fine. There's the multi-dimensional portal when you are ready to leave! *Storms off*

But you are! Loki listen to me, you are waaaay more than enough, you're more than I can dream of

Wait or is this an excuse ;--;
And you've been wanting to get rid of me ;--;

I don't want to get rid of you, I want to make sure that you are happy and content with a partner you desire. If you don't seem content with me, maybe we shouldn't be together ;n; I, I just want to make sure you will always be the happiest girl in the world...

Oh my god why are you so sweet ;A;
OF COURSE I'm completely happy with you! i'm very sure. <3
...are you?

Don't separate please :*O

I just wanted to know where you would be when you had diarrhea! I didn't mean for this to happen!

Its too late to stay together. *gives taeminniah my helmet* Take this and always remember that you will be my queen. *Kisses on fore-head any strokes cheek* *walks away into the sunset*

I-I-I hope you're kidding...
Oh wow, I seriously feel so bad right now, I'm dizzy... Oh no....
I-It's very mean to do this to a sensitive person...
Loki...

Were just not meant to be honey...

Noooo :*(

...who else do you like now?

I like no one :(

Daddy please don't separate from Taemin

I would be deeply hurt. This morning I was thinking how stupid I was for believing someone got interested in me....
But if this is all just a misunderstandment, I'll do anything you ask to fix it, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad too, in any way.

It's all okay my sweet. I am a bad husband anyway, you deserve better. Listen dafuq, I'm not leaving mommy okay? I'm just going go on a long, long vacation. You stay here.

But... But we need you here! I need you here! Is it my fault? Why are you going away?

You know well I couldn't do better than you. You're all I want. But you know what Loki?
You can take your vacation, but I'm gonna be sweet to you whenever I see you ;)
And I hope you won't leave your wife hanging around.
<3

Take care, honey <3

You too :(