Every man is looking forward to that day when he can pull up his socks, tuck in that shirt, light up the grill, stare his child in the eyes and say "Hi hungry...I'm dad." For the very first time as he sheds a single tear.
1. The ratty sneakers are because of all the money outflow caused by...having kids!
2. Many of us dads were cool...then we had children, which sucked the cool right out of us.
I'm just wondering why you'd use the term "flashdrive" when referring to a peen (if that's the case). It kinda implies smallness.
Personally, I'd've gone with "fleshdrive".
the transformation is only beginning
Tell him to milk that shit for all it's worth!
2. Many of us dads were cool...then we had children, which sucked the cool right out of us.
Personally, I'd've gone with "fleshdrive".