Not even an exaggeration

hard to tell, they have similar markings, suppose it depends on where this was taken, the US or Australia

Those things are really bloody dangerous and they are everywhere in Australia. Anything outside will probably have one living in it.

I got bitten on the face by a brown recluse the summer of 6th grade. Half my face was normal, half swelled up like a bloated noodle and I couldn't do anything with the left half of my face. I couldn't hear, see, smell, or eat out of that side. It's hilarious now, but scary af back then.

Same freaky spider, two names.

Then why did you correct them when they said it was a black widow?

I was a different guest than the first one...

oh now I just don't know who I'm talking to.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

We guests are coming after you. And the cunt that hacked my first 2 accounts.