“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?"

Or Apple and Windows

FOX and NBC.

pizza hut and dominos

I do bite my spatula (I'M FUCKING STARVING) but not at you sir.

Tumblr and 4chan

My friend actually wrote this for our honors English class. She got an a. She just had to rewrite any scene in a different setting. It was no longer "the balcony scene". It was the "Juliet stuck in a window scene..."

Or Harry Potter and Twilight