Every time I try to leave the room

Uh, helicopter.

Bitch, please? There's no wire or lift or boat or bridge or ladder. You have swim and climb that shit. You don't get it fucking laid out for you to sit on your ass and glide along smoothly.

Now add angry Japanese hornets.

the solution to this is to adapt... and get the F#%& off your bike, it looks easier on foot

The question is, is it worth it?