Scumbag coach

Well, he's not the one that has to run.. You are.

And when you say it's cold he says 'it's not cold' whilst he has a jacket on...

Yea he's the coach. the whole point is he tells you what to do

He can do push ups by inhaling and exhaling.

Omg! I had a coach like this once and the other girls on my team would joke about how if he did run he would sweat gravy and ice cream....and for that we had to run like seven seventeens in one practice...