The best kind of friend

Can't be too good of a friend if you never respond.

The dates are out of order.

Imagine that, Chris.

The eyebrow thing. I was surprised.

Gavin?

Why hasn't he responded that makes me sad

I want this to be the father of my children

His friend is a Disney imagineer?

£1 million AND I get to punch a baby? Where can I sign in?
(Just kidding; I wouldn't hurt it unless it was a spoiled annoying brat, and even then I'd just slap it a bit)

I would love to have a friend that sent me random brain goo, (that's what I
call silly random thoughts) too funny!

I've had a word experience like that ("put"). I don't remember the word, but it really throws off your day.

K