God's water

Tastes even better after sports

yes, this is so true

Why the fuck is ron burgendy in this?

Ever wake up hungry as hell, and a piece of fruit tastes like it came from God's personal garden? Wait a minute . . .

Except when I wake up and my mouth is super dry and tastes gross. Then it makes water taste like it came from Satan's personal toilet.

Even the stuff that's been on you bedside for 2 days now.