Well f*ck....

Not the buzz she was hoping for.

Given the millions upon millions of people masturbating on a second to second basis, this would have to happen much more regularly for me to believe god had anything to do with it.

anyone notice the typo in the article title?

Best orgasm of her life

I'm I the only not wondering why the hell she was masturbating outside!? And during a storm?

Now no man will ever match the charge she got.