Mother's sayings

This is so accurate it's scary.

Since when was your mum called Jeff and rather into killing?

*Go. the. fuck. to. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

It's not all accurate for me though, it should be without the last few ones, and add "put some socks on" "get your feet of the couch" "have you showered yet" "go sit with us downstairs" "put away your phone!" "you shouldn't be so much on the laptop"

If you read it from bottom to top, and then top to bottom, then it means that no matter what conversation, you will always be at fault when it comes to mother.

How about I love you?