100% Historical Accurate

but you didn't notice that his fly is open

Where's the portal core? All I see in the background is the lunar lander and the American flag

I already knew the thing was open kind of obvious, and the portal core is that little blue glowing box and it looks like it's underneath the lunar lander.

It's so American your tea was about to jump in the harbour before it remembered it was tea from Asia :P

And don't forget his bath-time selfie painting, too.