Why not all four?! We can mix it all together in a cement truck and douse it on him when he's busy tweeting about how the law can't touch him.
I vote we also add hot coals.
Who in their right mind is going to drive the truck close enough to him that they could get in range? Who is going to volunteer their time to get within a 10m radius? How can we even approach him? His aura of jackass pretentiousness would drive us insane before we could even get halfway there...
Alternatively, we could have a layered suit, such as a bunch of paper-thin armor sheets, and shed each sheet as it becomes contaminated. I predict that each layer'll last between one to five minutes, depending on the amount of contact. A 5-layer suit should be enough to hold and dunk him, with enough time to spare to ditch the suit and run away leedling.
You can brew earl grey tea three times for five hours to get the desired result. However, it's best with a spoonful of sugar and cream for maximum effectiveness. Treacle and sugar cubes will also work instead of a spoonful of sugar. As we've seen, one of his weaknesses is British stuff, so the sheer Britishness of the brew should neutralize him.
Yes I do as well. I also challenge him to the acid challenge, drinking bleach challenge, setting yourself on fire without water in a mile radius challenge. By the way, to anyone reading that was sarcastic towards normal joes, not sarcastic towards Justin Bieber. Plus he just recently got sued by a person
I vote we also add hot coals.
But what if the suit becomes contaminated by his presence?
All I can thinking about is "about damn time" and "so?"