Hope it helps

Good one

What... oh. Lmao

What if they throw it at your crotch?

Hahahahahaha that's actually funny as hell

If someone throws a knife at you... mallard?

I see what you did there...

It's a mallard -_-

If someone throws a knife at you, Mallard?

Here you go all you technical ass wanta be joke killers http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard a mallard is a type of fucking DUCK get the fuck over yourself

when I was younger I read a book and in it was this character who had gone mad. Anyways at some point the characters had to duck to avoid some projectiles but the mad guy only knew that so he went, "Quack! Quack! Quack!"