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brainsandbeauty
· 10 years ago
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I ain't sayin she's a gold digger but...
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taeminnieah
· 10 years ago
Well... 12 year olds can't be gold diggers... At least I hope not
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eyesthathear
· 10 years ago
But they can have a "I'm-gonna-marry-a-millionaire-and-get-famous-for-it" mentality.
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liarliarplant4hire
· 10 years ago
12 dating 40
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deleted
· 10 years ago
I actually know a girl who was 20 when she married a 50-year old. The guy has kids who is older than she is!!
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eyesthathear
· 10 years ago
*cough cough* Courtney Stodden *cough cough*
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gspike
· 10 years ago
Seen this joke million of times, still laugh everytime.
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ewqua
· 10 years ago
God damnit what a plot twist...
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guest
· 10 years ago
I'm confused
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atomiczombie757
· 10 years ago
I JUST GOT THIS
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irisg7198
· 10 years ago
My dad is 48,his girlfriend is 18 and I'm 16
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norwegiangirl
· 10 years ago
can I ask how they met? And how he introduced you to each other, because I imagine that it was somewhat awkward... :)
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deleted
· 10 years ago
It probably went a bit like that part of The Parent Trap where the dad is telling his girl he's going to make Meridith "part of the family." She's like "That's so sweet Dad, I've always wanted a big sister!" And the dad looks at her and says "I'm not going to ADOPT her, I'm going to...marry her."
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irisg7198
· 10 years ago
Actually, he always talked about her and her 3 year old so I thought she was at least in her twenties because I know he likes to date younger girls, but when she came over to our house I looked at her and then I asked himhow old she was and then he told me she was 18. They met at a club or something. I personally don't like her and I talk about her in front of her but she only speaks Spanish because we live in Dominican Republic, but I'm from New York so i know English.
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guest
· 10 years ago
Terrible Twist Tiger gets me every time!
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iloldatthatpicture
· 10 years ago
no,nope,and nope again
ciaskittles
· 10 years ago
Well u are a pedophile if your fucking 50 and she's 22!!
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taeminnieah
· 10 years ago
This is an old post, and no it isn't pedophilia unless they're 14 and under
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ewqua
· 10 years ago
Besides, that's the joke.
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divergent_panda13
· 10 years ago
But she would've been 12 when they started dating/got married
ewqua
· 10 years ago
Yes, that's the joke.
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divergent_panda13
· 10 years ago
Yeah I get that. But because she's 12 which is under 14, it's pedophilia.
taeminnieah
· 10 years ago
You don't say
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ewqua
· 10 years ago
Yeah I know, but that's still the joke. It literally says "everyone at the bar made faces and called me a pedophile". And the sick twist is that he is one.
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everything
· 10 years ago
10th anniversary - she was 12!!!! when you started dating her...
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guest
· 10 years ago
That's the joke.
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everything
· 10 years ago
Oh thank goodness. I've actually read about these things happening, so I didn't want to take it lightly.
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