Why?

Second amendment

I'd like to imagine that they both have hot wives and they own guns and they hunt and drink beer, cuz 'Murica

Both.
I would love to see men walking hand in hand with guns in their off hand.
It would show both the 2nd and 14th amendments secure and represented.

Because guns are cool and hands are just... hands.

Because when they're holding guns, they're actually doing something good for our country.

Just pointing out that she may be holding that sign the wrong way round

Imagine 40 years into the future, when China becomes an even bigger world power. All the nations of the world unite to try and stop them on the eve of World War 3, all of them except America. That's because the soldiers are too busy butt fucking each other and have no guns, because a bunch of naïve, arrogant, teens who only life experience is what they've seen on their phones decided that's what was right based on the fact of... well, it was the cool, popular thing to do. China crushes the opposition, enslaves the world, and takes away everyone's cell phones.

Actually, neither!