Sleeptalk stories

nr 5. oh jesus thats so romantic

My sister : once stood up and said "Grandma stop eating my fries"

Plot twist in Bambi (no. 13)

My parents told me about this sleepwalking thing I did, still freaks me out to this day
Me: *looking through a kitchen drawer*
Mom: Tara what are you doing?
Me: *slowly turns head towards them* I'm lookin for the knife

My brother: *crying*
Me: "What's the problem?"
My brother: "I can't fall asleep"
Me: "You already are!"
My brother: "Oh..."
and just rolled over again

I apparently once got up out of bed, went to the bathroom and peed while singing a Backstreet Boys song...

I don't remember anything about it, and no one was awake to witness it (there were only three people in the house, myself included). But once, when I was a little kid, I went to sleep with some pants and a loose shirt, when I woke up next day I was wearing shorts, a tank top and socks. And my original pajamas were, for some reason, in the bathroom.

Apparently once I sat bolt upright, put my hands out, and repeatedly said 'here's my pen, here's my pencil'

Things I have said in my sleep
1. No I don't want any potatoes
2. Choco Mimi wait up (Choco Mimi is a manga)
3. Wait lemme get my socks on

Apparently I had a really bad habit of doing things in my sleep I do not remember. When I was 16, my brothers ex girlfriend walked into our room and I sat upright screamed at the top of my lungs and went back to sleep. I also had a habit of taking a large painting in the room off the wall and finding a nicer place for it.

AHAHAH number 10 :')

I giggle in my sleep

I eat in my sleep

My little brother used to be so scared to sleep in his own bed and one night he got up and said SPICY! In reference to that fast food commercial and went straight back to sleep

My brother once sat up and said "my yello poke ball". And when I was 11 I was at my bffs house and she stood up and walked right into the door.

*yellow

The second to lost one I just lost it.I can imagine that so clearly it strange

Once I slept over my friend's house and they told me at like 1:00 am I just sat up in bed and said "SOCKS,THE FREAKIN SOCKS THEY'RE IN THE DRAWER" and then just like collapsed.

I was sleeping over at my friend's house and she said to me in the calmest voice " Im gonna fucking stab you with a fork" and I thought she just got mad 'cuz I bumped into her but she was actually sleep talking

I was sleeping in the same room as my mom, and she was still awake. The next morning she said i farted and she got scared because it sounded like gunshots.

When my brother was about 12 everyone in the house heard him crying angrily by the stairs. My dad went out to talk to him. Turns out he was sleep walking and tried to crawl up the stairs but started crying when he couldn't get up them.

My friend once sat up and said, "wanna know how I did it?" And went back to sleep.

Nr. 8 is hilarious :D

One time while visited home my mom tried to wake me up (I had spent the last 36 hours travel across the country twice.) and I sat strait upright and came within a couple of inches to punching her in the nose. The next weekend I ended up punching the headboard, I don't remember doing any of these things...

BUT ALL WE HAVE IS THIS SOUP

My brother once heard me scream ' where is my cooking pot?!' while I was sleeping

One time I went down stairs sleepwalking and my dad was like What are you doing? and I'm like I'm looking for the cookies... Do you know where the cookies are?
Also my friend's sister once narrated Star Wars in French in her sleep.

I've done number 2 before