Wanting to be king of the jungle

..thus far, a rather uninspiring thing.

OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KINGGGGG!

No one saying do this...

No one saying be there!

No one saying stop that.

No one saying see here...

Free to run around all day,
Free to do it all my way!

I think it's time,that you and I,
arranged a heart to heart

Kings don't need advice from little horn-bills, for a start

If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out,
Out of service,
Out of Africa,
I wouldn't hang about,
This child is getting wildly out of wing...

OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KINGGGG!

*epic drums and some woodwind instrument*

Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spotlight!

Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling

Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't waaaaiitttttttt
TO BE KINGGGGGG!

Ok I wanna watch the movie now.

I always want to watch Lion King

I love you guys

I love you too vodka

Oh yay vodka and skittles

Oh..um..WOW, this is awkward. Skittles doesn't really go very well with vodka....
I mean vodka is great and we all can agree but...umm...I'm a potato. I'm going away now.

ughugghuughhughughhh no don't do that

I AM POTATO!

UGH SKITTLES

EMBRACE YOUR POTATO

Hehehe...

ARE YOU EMBRACING IT?

People are watching!

EMBRACE IT!

"Ok..OK.." *embracing potato*

Good. Now let the potato flow through you.

Yes ma'am.

You're learning well, skittles. I'm proud of you. *wipes away tears*

It'd be a shame if i did something to skittles potato. .....

The potato is strong in this one.

Why..what...umm..are you gonna do to my potato?

DON'T HURT SKITTLE'S POTATO

Thanks to biscuit I just learned to embrace it

YEAH!

.... Maybe i shall let you keep the potato, but only to let you get closer to it.

Silly deathfox, you can't steal a person's potato!
As you learn to embrace your potato, it becomes a part of you. A part that you can't take away!
*sentimental music plays*

*begin having montage of happy scenes with potato*

*skittles and potato run towards each other across a long beach*

*potato jumps into my arms and we begin to spin*

*breaks the fourth wall and tears the fantasy apart* just be careful, because one day I will come and take away your potato, and turn it into mashed potatoes and gravy.

White or brown gravy?

skittles asking the real questions

brown, it is the only gravy I have ever known.

deathfox giving the real answers

Mmm brown gravy *licks lips, looks at potato*

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT YOUR POTATO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EMBRACE IT