Could not have said it better

Never ever trust toasters. They will kill you in your sleep. *single tear streams down face*

I cri evrytim :')

That's very inspirational, what a genius

"Random isn't funny, guys!" - Jack Douglass (jacksfilms)
I absolutely agree with Jack.

"Life motto"

For a second there thought I was reading a math problem

I lol'd way too hard at this. IM SCARED OF TOASTERS