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YOURE WELCOME YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE PRICK

Unless you're allergic. Then it's a 15 year problem.

Teach it to talk. Life just handed you lemons, bitch.

Well, looks like I'm suddenly in the market for a kitten.

That's how we told my brother we got a puppy. He walked in from school and mom asked if he liked dogs. He said yes and mom said " Cool. You've got a puppy now. It name is Kokobay. Congrats." Then she walked off. Gotta love moms.