I need one of those jobs

You gotta be mediocre at suckin dick.

Just send in your application via sextape and you should be good

be 25% plastic, 25% makeup, 25% Photoshop, 25% idiot and you're good to go.

Kim used to actually work for Paris, and somehow became famous partying.. So try party hard

You've got to have rich/famous PARENTS and then do whore things... so its like oh "Oh My God, look at what Conrad Hilton's granddaughter is doing now"