Now we just need to have an overweight man, firing guns into the sky, with an eagle on his shoulder, drinking beer, to run by, and this will be the most 'Merican picture to exist.....he's also wearing red, white, and blue
I'm Texan too and I look nothing like that either, but most other Texans do. And no one said anything about horses. If anything I would picture him in an electric wheelchair. I wouldn't want to put an overweight man on a horse for fear of hurting the horse.
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