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My apologies. I thought you were being cocky/sarcastic. Sorry, jokes don't come across too well over the Internet.

Even I am unable to be THAT sarcastic, I'm afraid. I even added a smiling emote to make it clear it was not sarcasm.
I accept your apology, though. That was lovely of you.

Unbeweavable, the joke was not funny as you lazily tried to one up the joke ALREADY IN THE POST AND THIS VERY COMMENT SECTION

My apologies. Since it seems to be a very unpopular comment, I'll delete it.

Jesus, @klavin, I think you've been upsetting a bit too much over this. unbeweaveable made a joke that didn't get through very well, so what. I really see no need for all that capslock and shit.