Chewing and choking

Agreed.

Me three

And four. I mean, honestly, who panics and the first thing they blurt out is "your dick"?? In school?? If this was a pornstar at a job interview I might've believed it but...

Five-th? (Is this like the shamecation game? :) ) I sort of hate these blog posts when people write about these oh-so-funny things they said in class or in line at the grocery store and everyone thought they were so witty and magical. Like, yeah, OK dude..sure. Blech.