Pi

I thought Jesus was the answer to everything

Does it tell me when I am going to get some pie?

hmmm so logically, somewhere within pi is also the final book to game of thrones, as well as the series finale of every show ever created or to be created. every story ever written or to be written.

yep PIEkiller

Pi is the meaning of life.

Infinite thing is infinite.
Redundant statement is redundant.

There is also an explanation as to why people don't fart somewhere in there.

The answer is a pie huh?

Except for pi itself right? Because that means it would repeat and there would be a distinctive pattern to it.

Will it answer what would ponoccios nose do if he said, my nose is about to grow?

Too bad this is actually an open problem. Mathematicians aren't sure yet that it is right - although it is strongly believed. It is proved that it is true for most of real numbers, but proving it for a particular number is really hard. The same property is believed to hold for non-integer square roots (for exemple sqrt(2) ). See "Normal number" on wikipedia for more details.