Cried 40pounds

Then damn I must be smoking hot

Lets put it this way if I was given a chance to have my way with the leading top male model or gabriel Iglesias. I will pick Mr. Fluffy every time.

Just as greatlooking as an anonymus guest randomly insulting people.

I'll take that as a compliment then

I honestly think guys are nice with a little bit of chub. Not morbidly obese, mind you, just some.