This will wake you up with a freshly brewed mug

I need this in my life

oooh, me want this so bad

hits snooze button. burns hand.

The hot guy comes with it right?

Where is the buy button

Coffee? You mean mini-meth lab

Buy it on first day
*hears ringing sound*
*thinks its a normal alarm clock*
*wack it across the room*
*open eyes*
"shit"

I thought that he was wearing a wedding dress in the first pic