I get wet enough for lather to take. Wash my hair and beard, rinse, and condition if needed. Then I wash my body, rinse. Turn off the water, squeegee to help keep the shower clean, dry off. All of this can be done in less than 8 minutes, in the dark.
Goddamn stereotypicalness.
As soon as I started reading your comment I immediately thought you were female because you were talking about showering. Then I got to "beard" and thought "wtf??? Oh, wait..."
As soon as I started reading your comment I immediately thought you were female because you were talking about showering. Then I got to "beard" and thought "wtf??? Oh, wait..."