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This is so accurate
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lucifer
· 10 years ago
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Seriously yo my parents believe I shitted on their ancestors' whole history every time I forget to do something.
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jackee500
· 10 years ago
Next time on: Parent issues with Satan.
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murderpie
· 10 years ago
if anyone has daddy issues it's Satan.
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lucifer
· 10 years ago
Mother fucker kicked me out for burning the herbs, bruh.
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brainsandbeauty
· 10 years ago
I made the mistake of telling my mom 'I don't care' when she asked me what color she should paint her toes (Aqua marine or sea foam, for a cruise). She didn't let me go on the cruise and took my aunt instead. Did I mention it was my birthday?
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bkrocker
· 10 years ago
Me: "I forgot"
Parents: "YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?!"
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bkrocker
· 10 years ago
I just thought that was a funny part :)
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guest
· 10 years ago
Me:"I forgot"
Mom:"WELL YOU DIDN'T GET 100 PERCENT ON A RANDOM TEST ALSO SO GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW
Me:".......screw life"
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the_true_alpha
· 10 years ago
this is the truest thing I've ever read
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gorath_the_flame
· 10 years ago
My parents tell my I'm gonna go to jail cause I'm too violent.
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Parents: "YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?!"
Mom:"WELL YOU DIDN'T GET 100 PERCENT ON A RANDOM TEST ALSO SO GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW
Me:".......screw life"