1st rule of Fight Club: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

she needs her kanye west to be her kanye best

Tell me, have you been to a little old country called Australia?

*everything is not what it seems*

I can feel the heart disease.....its delicious

This is actually so legit

shit they're catching on...

He just keeps picking up chicks

they have a good point. You shouldn't make fun of anyone based on appearance. Unless they're actually a bitch.

this is the truest thing I've ever read

why is everyone on tumblr such smooth motherfuckers?

yeah I never know what this means

these are soo good!!

um well im kinda good at sleeping and eating......

woh woh woh slow down satan

apply cold water to burn for 20 minutes minimum

I love him if he does play Doctor Strange it'll be great

I know most of the people at the top and the person at the bottom

this is so motivational

fingers crossed this happens for everyone

Thomas brodie-sangster is gorgeous and amazing arghjadfsiadsnkfadsnakjdsn I cant even

this post is *hella* cool (pun intended)

damn you Nick Jonas

this chick has the right idea

Dean you smooth motherfucker