the_true_alpha

the_true_alpha


I...I don't understand. Why do you want me to write about myself?

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Brilliant 2 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
1st rule of Fight Club: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
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Kinda yeah 8 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
she needs her kanye west to be her kanye best
Arizona 16 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
Tell me, have you been to a little old country called Australia?
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I always knew there was a reason I loved that show 19 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
*everything is not what it seems*
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Cheeeeese 26 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
I can feel the heart disease.....its delicious
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This is actually a thing 22 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
This is actually so legit
Decoding our lingo 15 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
shit they're catching on...
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Me and my chicks 6 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
He just keeps picking up chicks
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Let's encourage them 11 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
they have a good point. You shouldn't make fun of anyone based on appearance. Unless they're actually a bitch.
This is so accurate 10 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
this is the truest thing I've ever read
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I would fall for whoever says this to me 4 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
why is everyone on tumblr such smooth motherfuckers?
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'Murica 11 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
yeah I never know what this means
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Some Amazing Latte Art 6 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
these are soo good!!
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Some Amazing Latte Art 6 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
um well im kinda good at sleeping and eating......
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Sounds like fun 7 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
woh woh woh slow down satan
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Burn heal 15 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
apply cold water to burn for 20 minutes minimum
Benedict Cumberbatch to play Doctor Strange 23 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
I love him if he does play Doctor Strange it'll be great
Just think about it for a second 21 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
I know most of the people at the top and the person at the bottom
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It looks like your hard work has paid off... 38 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
this is so motivational
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Sarah Hyland kicks puberty's butt 17 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
fingers crossed this happens for everyone
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Do you even age ? 23 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
Thomas brodie-sangster is gorgeous and amazing arghjadfsiadsnkfadsnakjdsn I cant even
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Hellacopter 7 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
this post is *hella* cool (pun intended)
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Dammit Nick Jonas 3 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
damn you Nick Jonas
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Well lasagna is important too 11 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
this chick has the right idea
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"Pie" 11 comments
the_true_alpha · 7 years ago
Dean you smooth motherfucker
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