This Conspiracy Theory blows my mind

Probably when I get a girlfriend. Then I lose her by waking up.
-Bad Luck Brian

I have that theory about Men in Black.

Truman Show. I know it's true. I'm on to all of you. Just call it quits now.

Damn muggles always trying to come up with ways to rationalize the strange occurrences all around them. If only they knew....

I wouldn't mind being in the matrix if they made my life a little more awesome