It's so much simpler.

I've been playing soccer for three years and still understand Quidditch better.

I'm glad you changed that titke

I once wrote an essay on why sports are over-glorified. One of my points was that I played basketball, soccer, and hockey for at least one season each, and I still know more about Quidditch than I do about all three of those sports combined.

Literally I know -1 rules about football but I can list out the rules of quidditch like 2+2

Yes fellow nerds unite

I understand Quidditch more than football and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie.