Let's Start Doing This

I have a lot of free selfies to take.

Why is this not a thing? This needs to be a thing!

I have to start taking selfies as to provide self with an excuse to read more books. :D

Then there's me who'd be punished by having to take one selfie for every ten books

I'm gonna have to put a camera on my Christmas list

I don't have to take selfies to read I love books, I've been a bookworm for years... Reading NightFall at the moment it's about a conspiracy deeper than anyone imagined and could have been the result of a downed American 747.

Or maybe, here's a thought, maybe they just like taking selfies? Are they not allowed to do that? Stop being so conceited and stop having such a fucking special snowflake mindset that "I'm so special because I read and I don't take seflies I'm so smart" like seriously. You like reading, stopping being so vain. People like selfies, AND THEY ARE FUCKING ALLOWED TO. So lose your fucking vain mindset.
*prepares for the flood of downvotes*

People should also be required to mind their own goddamn business.

I'll have to take selfies for the next 3 months

But what if you read a lot but don't take selfies?

??? how are selfies bad ??? And People can read books AND take selfies! O.o Miracle!

this is more like it: you should be required to read 10 books for every selfie you take

HAHA! I'M DYSLEXIC!

Here's an idea. WE DESTROY EVERYTHING! Just destroy thousands of years of history and humanity! Then we won't argue about whether selfies or books are better when People are fucking dying right now in the Middle East, Ukraine is being invaded by Russia, the American congress is filled with corruption and childhood obesity is a thing! We won't care about anything because we'll all be DEAD! HOWS THAT INTERNET! HOW THE HELL DO YOU LIKE THAT!

Well, that escalated quickly...

People just saw the bad but no one sees the good! Reading books is good for you and taking selfies can help with self confidence! Does everyone just see the bad?

Only one book for ever ten selfies? Why can't it be two, or even three?

How about ten books for every selfie