Really?

Who wants to give me money so I can try this out?

Isn't that the point?

Whoever typed it wrong probably isn't here

Jump off the high Camel. you're finding happiness from whatever device you're using to browse this site right now. Even if you do value people over things, you still like things. "sad, sad human being" it's sad when you judge what other people need to make themselves happy there are way worse things that that statement should be saved for.

I bet smitty lives off of welfare.

What a rational response from you, like always.