I can relate to a lot of these

Unfortunately, I can also relate.

The last one. All the time

What's this meme called?

The ordering food one is so true. I actually get to the point where I plan conversations with people in my head and then without realising start saying it out loud (at this point I die of embarrassment)

This = me.

I do every single one of these things.

I will make any excuse to get someone else to order my food for me

The important phone call.. so true! And if no one answers you can still say: "Well I tried!" :D

All of that is me!!!

I do all of these :-/