Seafood restaurant birthday cake

Smoked salmon

-1 year ago-
BUT MUM I SAID I WANTED IT FRESH
-now-
MUM HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THAT?!
mum: Darlin you said you wanted it fresh :)

Once I was celebrating my birthday at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter brought me a lemon slice with a candle sticked into it.

I WANT IT

Better than a boring birthday alone

one time my mom was too lazy to make a cake for my birthday so she just put candles on a melon

That cake's very fishy

It's all about da bass, bout da bass.