Glass table made to look like flowing water

Anyone else think that it looks like a fish? I see a fishy... without its caudal fin. :l

This wouldn't look half bad in our house, at least when the kids are all off to college.

I would b afraid to eat on it thinking it would break

I see a dick. How come its model to look like the penis? That's wrong...mennist

What would you put in it.