Man shocks his wife by screaming at her in the kitchen....

Why not? Doesn't EVERYONE look down at their fruit and veggie pile with sadness everytime they get into an argument with their S.O.?

I can't help but think that the pic is from the start of a porno.

Because it looks like the guy's fly is down?

Also, the chick is standing there all "look at me, with my little innocent boobies", and the guy is giving her a look like "we both know you're a ho".

it's a JOKE. this does not imply that you're actually supposed to do this in real life. It's like a sitcom; we laugh at them but most of the time people don't really act like that