Funeral

I laugh so hard every time I see this post.. I just picture the whole thing happening in my head and all the people running and screaming

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.

Assuming things progress in the natural order, she will be gone by then and therefore be unable to dictate those life (death) choices

Dad says you can only do it if you attach yourself to the fan via inserting a fan blade into your anus.