I'm Just Happy With My Bus Pass

I have the stick of truth.... I win

And I'm Javert.

Whoever controls the stick controls the universe... Therefore if I hold the sick and say I win then it is the truth.... so I win

No this is patrik

I have some fluff or something that I found in my pocket and a paper clip....

Well, I lost all my money. And I have no fluff or paperclips

Oh yeah? I’m naked afraid and have student loans