Those eyes

He's just mad he isn't getting laid that much.

Personally, if I had sex three times a day, my life would not be considered miserable.

In the UK the age of consent is 16, not 18 as it is in much of the US, so there would actually be 19 sexually active years, which decreases the average to... 2.9 men per day.

Since when does short mean half?

poor man just wishes he could get that much.

Maybe he didn't really know what he was saying and meant that they meet about 20,000 men in their lives

He looks like he's being squeezed and his eyeballs are going to pop out.

Amazing

Fags, love dick. Get over it, this math totally adds up. 'Merica

People (including whomever wrote the headline) seem to have trouble with "up to" and "short lives" . Also if this hypothetical gay person is a prostitute from his early teens (not uncommon) then this number is not at all unbelievable.