*chomp* *chomp*

MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYAAARD
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY HUNGEEER
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOOOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE FRIIIED!
*Whips Hair*
*Death Growls*
*Metal Intensifies*

And then you poop

I was eating food while reading this and literally swallowed toast right ass it said meat tentacle and just stopped and put down my toast and stared for a minute...

Some people just have awesome ways of seeing the world.