A real survivor

Yo ho, yo ho, a poon's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a poon's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a poon's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a poon's life for me.

Why would you downvote these two people? One made a cool comment and one made A FREAKING SONG. UPVOTE THEM TO GLORY

It's not my song. I simply replaced the word "pirate" with the word "poon".

It was salt water most likely, so it was undrinkable. Or he had the jug of water when he killed the shark at the beginning of his shipwrecked-ness and after it was gone he drank the birds blood.

Sounds like a bloody exiting Holliday