*whispers* I tried... to make peace with a toaster... But the lies. Lies are all they ever tell! It said... That the numbers on the dial... Were MINUTES, not degree of toasted-ness! *wails* *hugs hood*
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...but all changed when the Toaster Nation attacked
*hugs enigma* don't worry one day we will free ourselves from the evil toaster overlords and on that day we will ride the unitatoes to freedom and eat the glorious sacred ice cream just as the legends foretold
.... But Hood.... Anyone can change, right?
*gags as toast slams into back* *falls to knees* *shakily gets up*
Nope, you were right. *cocks shotgun* Sometoaster's gonna die. *turns around*
*ducks the wave of bullets* *stands up* HOW LONG CAN YOU GO WITHOUT SUSTENANCE? *slams hand on big red button* *faint explosion is heard in distance as the toaster's bread supply is nuked*
Hmmph, Fair enough. in exchange for something, but what?
Hmmm, I'm gonna need toast, peanut butter and shrimp. My plan shall activate Tomorrow AT whatever time I'm on.
*Hops into flying microwave and flies off into the dark of the night*
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My GODDAMN BREAD! Oh well, it was untoasted anyways. TOASTER, TO THE HQ, NOW!
*glances down at bullet wound*
Oh... Well. Never mind that. Happens to the best of us. *gunshots ring out and bullets slam into me* *glances down* Oh look at that. I've been impaled. *grabs first aid kit from yeukaitamia and takes out Rice Krispies* *holds box out to B&B*
Want some?
*begins dragging B&B away from yeukaitamia and the power tools*
We're good. I'm with Hood on this one. The cleric healed us anyway. Now, we have bigger problems to worry about... *drops B&B and takes out scroll* *unrolls scroll*
Now in accordance with the ancient prophecy: if a duck is shot, then goats will be like mushrooms. Or at least... that's one translation.... *turns scroll upside down and peers at it*
Uh we can eat the ducks. They taste good with mushrooms
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Hmm, what does it mean?
All I can get from it is Dead Ducks and Poisonous (?) Goaatasss...
Ok, Your Goose is cooked, I guess. Or... Umm... I'm gonna have to google this.
*gags as toast slams into back* *falls to knees* *shakily gets up*
Nope, you were right. *cocks shotgun* Sometoaster's gonna die. *turns around*
YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!
Hmmm, I'm gonna need toast, peanut butter and shrimp. My plan shall activate Tomorrow AT whatever time I'm on.
*Hops into flying microwave and flies off into the dark of the night*
*pokes once more* *stands up* She'll be fine.
Oh... Well. Never mind that. Happens to the best of us. *gunshots ring out and bullets slam into me* *glances down* Oh look at that. I've been impaled. *grabs first aid kit from yeukaitamia and takes out Rice Krispies* *holds box out to B&B*
Want some?
ok, So the thing in this makes you see rainbows and makes you feeeeeel... Ticklish while we probe- I mean, do the surgery
I'm good. Just now.
no no no no no, lay down on the table
We're good. I'm with Hood on this one. The cleric healed us anyway. Now, we have bigger problems to worry about... *drops B&B and takes out scroll* *unrolls scroll*
Now in accordance with the ancient prophecy: if a duck is shot, then goats will be like mushrooms. Or at least... that's one translation.... *turns scroll upside down and peers at it*
All I can get from it is Dead Ducks and Poisonous (?) Goaatasss...
Ok, Your Goose is cooked, I guess. Or... Umm... I'm gonna have to google this.